So you may be sitting at home or somewhere in public on your laptop wondering if it is possible that you can actually meet someone who likes your aesthetics, likes your personality even more (!), doesn’t smell like leftover protein shakes, and has never seen the inside of a prison! You know what???… I want the same thing!

And I promise to be single so that you won’t have to deal with a “meddling wife”, I promise to maintain your physical and emotional security, AND I won’t ask you if you have a sister or roommate if we end up having less "connection" than college football rivals!

In fact, I stand behind my promise to the point that I will even splurge and take you to GNC for a protein bar right off the bat when we meet. If nothing else, you can tell your friends that you got to go “shopping” with me the first time we met! LOL!

Vaaka